Now, I'm not one to tell you what you should do.  In fact...a "REAL" man will order whichever drink he damn well pleases...regardless of what's on this list.  However...here are some good guidelines to keep in mind when ordering a round:

From: AskMen

Sometimes the manliest of men can be emasculated simply by ordering the wrong kind of drink at the bar. Ask the bartender for a "sex on the beach" and the stories you just told your lady friend of your days playing high school football or the time you wrestled a bear will be forgotten faster than you can say, "Can you put a little umbrella in my drink?"

Here are 10 drinks that "real men" never order.

10. A drink with a name you can't pronounce.

9. Malibu and Diet Coke.

8. Fuzzy Navel.

7. Anything that ends in "tini" that's not a martini.

6. "What she's having."

5. Anything that you find very sweet and tasty.

4. Sex on the Beach.

3. Any fruit-flavored malt beverage.

2. Appletini.

1. Cosmopolitan.